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When Double Hurricanes Say Hi

8/25/2020

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I think it’s time to retire the F-Bomb.

8/25/2020

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If you think that casually tossing the F-bomb around in conversation is okay because it’s ‘just a (less than flattering) word for intercourse’, think about this:

The original meaning of the word (circa ~1300) meant “to strike.” Then there is almost no mention of the word for centuries because it was highly offensive in a sexual connotation. Let’s put the two together. “To strike in a sexually offensive way.” Though there is no formal conclusion drawn by scholars, it sounds like sexual assault/rape. Why else would it be so offensive for centuries?

So, would it sound okay to go around saying, “rape you”, or “mother raper,” or “what the rape?” Does that sound okay to you? Just think about it a minute. I was surprised to discover this secret, too.
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Of course the coronavirus is not under control! COVID-19 is next to impossible to control.

8/13/2020

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When various lockdowns went into effect, closing businesses and eviscerating millions of people’s jobs and livelihoods, we somehow overlooked the most obvious source of transmission: essential businesses! Namely, grocery stores.

It should go without saying that every single person in America buys groceries. Young or old, rich or poor, sick or well, symptomatic or asymptomatic. So that means, no matter what, no matter which “non-essential” businesses you close, every single person is going to spend at least a little time exposing and being exposed. Even the most affluent and tech-savvy shoppers who use services like Instacart and “curbside pickup” are going to need to “grab a thing or two” from time to time, so it’s off to gas stations or Family Dollar. Not that using a personal shopping service is risk-free, either, since the shopper is also being exposed to the general public that chooses not to shop online.

Working for an “essential business”, I can tell you with all confidence that it is one of the riskiest environments for catching germs. The first year I worked this kind of job, I became sick as a dog, like 3 times that year, as I waited for my immune system to get used to the general public.

It’s no wonder retail is a breeding ground for disease. It’s almost impossible to socially distance. People pick stuff up, read it and put it back on the shelf. Children run wild and touch everything (or put it in their mouths). And the hygiene of many customers is lacking to put it nicely.

Don’t give me that crap about how masks fix everything, either. They simply don’t. There is not a practical way to police people that won’t wear them properly. And some of the masks are totally ineffective. Take the dust mask with the valve, for instance. It looks high-tech, yet doesn’t do anything to prevent virus spread. It breathes easier, though, so ignorant customers don’t care.

I’m afraid we’re going to be stuck with COVID-19 for a very long time. It’s a shame, too. With all the technology we have — order anything you want, right from your iPhone! — we could have gone into an effective, TOTAL lockdown and thwarted this present from China in a couple of weeks. Now it’s too late.
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Triple Digits

8/12/2020

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Giving up a substance like alcohol is a funny thing. The longer you go without it, the less you remember how it feels. The negative consequences that make you want to quit in the first place are fresh on your memory, however. It’s hard to imagine that I’m here at 100, and before that it was less than a month, and so on. This year I’ve drank maybe 5 times, and I am currently at over 100 days clean.

Tell the AA folks this kind of story and they’ll snub you. AA is the worst cult since David Koresh! Attend the meetings at all cost, call maybe 7 people a day, etc... That kind of stuff you would think makes quitting harder. Their success rate is worse than the success rate for treating pancreatic cancer! That’s right — if alcohol was really a “disease” as they claim it is, more than 95% of their patients would be dead. Good thing it’s just a bad habit.

Their pitch is, all you need is a desire to stop drinking. But I disagree, that’s not close to enough. What you really need is to dislike drinking. You’ll know when that time comes.

Stay mentally healthy,
​Jx

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Mobile Blogging

8/9/2020

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Well, it’s not perfect, but Weebly’s app DOES let you make some quick blog posts on the go.

Seriously... I haven’t built a web page in about 10 years, and this company’s web building program appears to be super, super user friendly! If you need to build a website for your business, school, restaurant, or junkyard, THIS is the app for you! 👍

Maybe it’s time to axe the Facebook page, Twitter account that I’ve barely touched, and just start posting my thoughts here! Very exciting stuff.
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No Way... Like... No Freakin' Way... This is a feature?!

8/9/2020

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Just tinkering around with Weebly - btw, Weebly is not terribly hard if you want to build a web page. Now I can type my random ramblings to accompany my comics page. Yay! Check it out if you're bored enough.
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